Racey. Red & Lacey

How can you tell a chick on the street is a hooker? Well, for one thing, she will probably be dressed in something flashy. Now, do not make the mistake of just letting this little clue be your guide because in this day and age, a lot of women dress like hookers. Here's another clue to incorporate: She will probably be showing a little cooze or nipple, too. You know, kinda like a window display at a department store. A hooker knows how to advertise what goods she has for sale. And finally, when you approach a hooker, she is always happy to see you. Well, not you, but your monetary potential. You see, to a hooker, you are just another dollar sign, but don't take it personally. Feel free to treat her like just another twat. Check out our hooker friend, Daphne. She is sure calling a lot of attention to herself in this red number. Upon closer inspection, you notice that you can actually see her huge mounds through the lacy material of her dress. And when you lower the window, she comes up and is all smiles. That is how you know she is a hooker. Now when she fucks and sucks this guy dry and still has that shit-eating grin on her face...that's how you know she is a good hooker. And you can feel free to pat her on the back and kick her right out, like a good John.